After many days without the internet, Felix Morrison has finally arrived in Dallas as the new GM. Being a Toronto native, Felix blames the crappy city of Toronto for the net failure.
"Toronto is a horrible place. I pay 50 bucks for my net and the idiots at Rogers (the internet company and owners of the Blue Jays lol) cannot even get my net to work...I had to fix it myself! I'm glad to leave Toronto and move to a real city like Dallas."
Felix Morrison is a former CTCHL GM who is glad to finally join a league that has a real bright future. He was quoted as saying that the commissioners all deserve a big pat on their backs for their dedication to the league.
Now down to business. Felix Morrison was overheard telling the owners of the Stars that only Marty Turco is a sure bet no to be dealt. EVERYONE ELSE is available at the right price. Also, all draft picks are also being shopped.